Goodbye Golden Tate (A Parody)






























Goodbye Golden Tate
(Candle in the Wind Parody copyright by Justin W. Price)


Goodbye Golden Tate
Though I never threw you the ball
You had to the rip the ball away
And got the wrongful TD called.
They picked you in the second
And you had some growing pains
Then they set you up with Russell
And you finally lived your name.

chorus:
And it seems to me you signed your life
Away to a mediocre team
But Stafford will surely fling to you
When Megatron ain’t free
And I would have liked to see you
Return to the Link
But your contract ran out long before
You got that second ring

2010 was tough
Many called you a flop
But you soon became a sorta star
Bevel’s patience paid off
And then when you taunted
Oh the NFL punished you
All the players had to say
Was That Golden’s running wave was rude.

(repeat chorus)
Goodbye Golden Tate
Though you won the Super Bowl
You said you’d take less pay to stay
But Detroit proved it wasn’t so.
Goodbye Golden Tate
From the 12th Man at the Link
We understand that it’s just business
But I think it kinda stinks

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